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 Westcoast13 |
Yeah, i just checked the burgers in my freezer, aaaannnddd they're off!
My Turbosquid Area
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1/16/2013 1:32:51 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 1:32:51 PM)
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| STRAT |
should this be in the spam thread, or am i missing some hilarious punchline meaning here?
SJLEWORTHY.COM
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1/16/2013 1:34:24 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 1:34:24 PM)
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| STRAT |
here's one.....
Did you hear the price of Welsh Lamb has just gone up?
It's now £4.95 per hour.
SJLEWORTHY.COM
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1/16/2013 1:39:13 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 1:39:13 PM)
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| advance-software |
sorry if you didn't hear that one properly strat. I'm feeling a little bit horse.
@westcoast - you can't keep 'em furlong.
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1/16/2013 1:45:19 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 1:49:39 PM)
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| STRAT |
ah right. english humour. i see now.
SJLEWORTHY.COM
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1/16/2013 1:46:55 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 1:46:55 PM)
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| advance-software |
to burger or not to burger that is equestrian.
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1/16/2013 4:42:28 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 4:47:14 PM)
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| Westcoast13 |
I used to like Tescos burger too, but i cant eat them now i'm on a low shergar diet.
Get it, shergar... sugar.. Meh, whatever.
My Turbosquid Area
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1/16/2013 4:50:44 PM (last edit: 1/16/2013 4:50:44 PM)
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| digital3ds |
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests
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1/27/2013 8:43:22 PM (last edit: 1/27/2013 8:43:22 PM)
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| herfst1 |
This kid and his friend go into a bank with a large jar of pennies and the kid gets the teller to change them into notes.
They then walk to another bank and the kid gets the teller to change the notes into pennies.
They then walk into another bank and the kid gets the teller to change the pennies into notes.
By now the friend is pissed off, "What the hell is the point of all that?"
"Well, eventually someone's gonna make a mistake, and it ain't gonna be me."
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1/27/2013 9:02:13 PM (last edit: 1/27/2013 9:02:41 PM)
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| Joey Parker Jr. |
A chicken coup has two doors. If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan....
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1/29/2013 8:37:56 PM (last edit: 1/29/2013 8:37:56 PM)
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| STRAT |
Jay Z is meant to be opening his ice cream parlour shortly but he’s got 99 problems
SJLEWORTHY.COM
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3/13/2013 6:05:25 PM (last edit: 3/13/2013 6:05:25 PM)
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| advance-software |
some sheep walk into a bar.
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3/13/2013 6:50:08 PM (last edit: 3/13/2013 6:51:39 PM)
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| StevegeK |
Not a joke, but I just created this photo. :)
My Free Textures!
My Portfolio
My photolog.
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4/1/2013 8:40:14 PM (last edit: 4/1/2013 8:40:14 PM)
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| advance-software |
Little friend, say hello to an angrier bird :)
> Not a joke, but
so it's in the wrong thread, innit. that's spam thread material.
I reckon you owe us a joke and it better be a good one :P
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4/5/2013 2:17:41 PM (last edit: 4/5/2013 2:19:10 PM)
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